Introduction

Hello!

Welcome to Bad Fanfiction Sporker, where I will be sporking bad fanfics and raping me of my sanity in the process.


I have three FFs that I will be sporking (the list will increase)
- My Immortal
- Twila, The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre
- Brewdening Love


I will also be keeping a tally whilst I am doing these sporks.

- Costume Porn Whenever the author describes clothing in extreme detail

- Self Insert Whenever the author has "inserted" herself into the story

- Mary Sue Whenever the protag is acts like a Mary Sue (This will not be low)

- Dictionary/Thesarus Rape Poor dictionary/thesarus...

- Bitch Whenever our charming protags act like a complete and utter bitch

- ROFL Whenever something is funny, and makes everyone laugh

- Wait? What? Whoa... Whenever something spectularly stupid/shocking happens.

- Continuity Fail Whenever the author fails to keep continuity

- Purple Prose Whenever something that isn't clothes is described in detail.

- Did Not Do The Research Whenever the author fails at research.

- Department Of Redundancy Department Whenever the author repeats themself.

I think that should do it. First fanfic I will be sporking: My Immortal.

God help me.