Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Well... I guess that isn't so bad. I didn't include a spelling count, otherwise I would be here all day.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).
Oh boy. (+1 Purple Prose). Lovely description there Ebony. Oh yeah (+1 Mary Sue) for the overly long name.
I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black
... Okay then... She's a vampire... but her teeth are straight and white. Aren't vampire teeth like that anyway? (+1 DNDTR). Also, bit of a self insert? Tara loves MCR, as does Ebony... eh, what the hell. (+1 Self Insert)
I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
MY EYES! (1+ Costume Porn) (1+ Purple Prose). Also (+1 DNDTR). Doesn't Tara know that there is a UNIFORM AT HOGWARTS! ARGRFGUEWFDGFEWGUFWGUFEUGFDUHFEWUOTEWUOY;TEWOIU *blows up*
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So sorry. Right, where was I?
I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Well... at least it finished okay...
My Sanity Meter will be very low by the end of this.
Final Tally
- Costume Porn: 1
- Self Insert: 1
- Mary Sue: 1
- Dictionary/Thesarus Rape: 0
- Bitch: 0
- ROFL: 0
- Wait? What? Whoa...: 0
- Continuity Fail: 0
- Purple Prose: 2
- Did Not Do The Research: 2
- Department Of Redundancy Department:
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